Yaar Khaaj Ho rahi hai mereko.

Okay
Sorry for two posts
but
I have this friend
Whos after me to write a few words for her glorification.

Ishita Pratap Singh

Dude,seriously
Im not writing much
cause I have other friends who will really hate you after this.
but I would like to tell them
That she (Ishita) is a really chepdu
And I had to write this,

Anyway,

The first time we talked when she came to me
She looked at the wall With a lot of attitude and said to me (yes,while looking at the wall)
"Hey! do you know how to sing take a look around?"
i was like
Yeah I performed it in my schoooo

Hey bas bas
aao aur gaa lena

And I was like
hey! Im synchro aiite
I have A/c
But then I met spandan
So yeah it was a nice day
Anyway,
On a serious Note

i think she needs to leave her house
cause shes really got bored and has dont some really useless work to comprehend like painting and enjoying with animals by clicking them in certain poses which bring her happiness and love

But I think You are one of the most talented people I know

And even Though You piss me off with your hahaha's
I think
If they weren't there
I wouldnt have become so open and funny
Thank you yaar
And please dont go all
AAWWWWW NONU BACCHA WITH SMALL PENIS
its really embarrassing

And thanks for believing in every one of my exaggerated stories.
Only you believe in them
And Im writing this post
For that painting I ordered.

Though I would really like to hear you say more when we meet and not keep pinching charita's bums cause it turns you on.

but
Kuch bhi ho yaar

You lookss fabulouss

Mera Mewtwo ka jenga card tere wale se acha hai.

Yes
Its time
for titles that make no sense at all,
for literature thats got no sense of grammer whatsoever
for Hindi words
for a new blog update :D


Today I'm gonna talk about competition,
Competition which we experience at a very early age when we didn't even know we slapped a fellow 1 year old girl to get her toy. (And now we look at her facebook pics and go all "damn I was a lucky one year old.")

And competition we experience when we watch every college listings and feel a weird thing in our chest.

That's competition.


I for one always thought that i was/am and will always be against competition.
But then one day,
I saw a guy hitting a certain note while singing
and the next day,
I'm trying to hit that note by closing my eyes and making very weird faces,
And thats when I knew

I am as fucking competitive as any other person on this earth.
I really wish I wasn't though
cause I always thought that even though people say that it makes you a better person
It does cause a certain negative energy when you're in it.

I really wish I could do and feel what I thought and believed in.
But,Maybe thats why we say that we're coded.

Its like a guy commenting on a hot girls ass
Its inevitable.

We still have traces of the survival of the fittest theory I think.

I do give some credit to it though
If I didnt see other people do different things
then I wouldnt have been able to do things that I do.

I wouldnt have been writing this blog,
I wouldnt have so many hahahahahahaha's on my wall
haha

Its amazing how
you go away from things that have actually made you.

anyway,
you guys know all about this,right.

Damn,its been a crazy time since I last blogged.

So much more to experience
So many changes.

So many masturbations
Damn
MY LIL FRIEND NEEDS REST IT SEEMS
haha

Though its been good,
Its been hot.
Girls have been waxed.
Boys too.

But
That's life.