Friday, February 19, 2010

*Raises Hand*....... What are humans?

This should be a very short post :) ................Should

I was returning back from B.P. today, {As always}
The 37 sector red light was as always chock-a-block
An approximate 10 min stop, on my right was the sidewalk
On the sidewalk sat 2 females and 5 children
This post is about one of those beggars,One of the kids that is.

There were 2 small girls ,a small male guy, a new born nigga.
And then there was the Hero of the post-
A small 3 year old ( guess) partially bald and fully mentally retarded boy ( SO it seemed)

This is what happened-

The small guy (not the hero the other one) was getting beaten by his mom (around 7 slaps as far as the math goes) Maybe because he did not wear his shirt properly or what ever
He was a cute boy and I observed he did not cry even after the slaps....Bravo my friend, You can teach the world a lot.
Those violent slaps actually caught my attention and as I was admiring his non-cribbing attitude
I observed a bald 3 year old very happy boy (The hero) wearing nothing but his tee ( no pants )
One could clearly see the lil' winnie he possessed (No pedophilia intended :P )
{ Now he should really hope it grows, otherwise he is going to have some depressing nights when he grows up Haha }
So, he goes on jumping and enjoying life and sits in the indian style potti position and gets up sits and stands again and keeps doing it filling air inside his mouth every time he sits,Maybe one of his ways of enjoyment ( or maybe he was just constipated and was trying a lil too hard hahaha)
Runs the length of the side path and then back again .

He was so KAYYUTTEE (Yes Sorry I used this)
It was quite a pleasant experience for me (Not the winnie part though :P)
All this mixed with Bob Dylan's On a night like this made it quite an amusing, Happy and joyful experience ( Even though it wasn't night time,Just the happy feel of the song kind of settled in )

Que-What do you want to teach Shourya Malhotra?
Ans- I am sure you'll find the answer yourself.

P.s- Katie Malua-Lucy in the sky with diamonds (Acoustic version)
Do listen (It's the new 50 times a day song)

P.p.s- You know it's about you and you know what I wanna say so let me not type it again.

Bye guys :)

There is a 100% probability that he won't ever read this in his life,
So I hope god somehow makes him realize that he deserved this piece of shitty blog post
I don't know why he deserves it though...he just does.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I'm 60 and I still have that tiny black speck on my left thumb

It's not the urn that sets you free
It's not the wind that releases your sorrow
it's just the spirit with which you lived your life
and the time you spent being loved

It's not the grey matter that helped you realize
It's not the white either
It's just the nights you spent dreaming
and all that you could gather.

Enough of non sense non rhyming poetry

How do we do? (That question is for you )
{English is a funny language}

I miss people.
Kiran Mann- so much

I miss times

I don't want people to go away
Apna Hulk My mirror image (Just a little chinky though :P)

I would like to write a wee bit about the guy I love the most in this world
Yes guy ( Gay jokes are cliché so Try something else)
Surya Prakash Agarwal ( No it's only the name {and maybe the appearance} he is not from Bilaspur or any other village)
My Band's drummer,My Brother from another mother.
Meri jaan,Tujhe dil se pyaar karta hoon.
I hope you go to Australia so that I can check how loyal I am to my words of being the same way even after being far away.
Even though You have minimal chances of clearing IELTS :P {Considering you lost The "Name-Place-Animal-thing" game hahaha}
I need no expression,The petrol I've wasted on you is enough to tell you what you mean to me :D
And If any Aussie tries any of those racist moves on you just show them your left tit,They'll be happy sucking it hahahahahaha.

Yeah back to blogging.
It's been a nice week,Home alone for the past 3 days,
Unlimited petrol,bucks to spend,Boards nearing :|
I had my piece of fun and maybe some pieces of Organic chemistry too :)

Btw,Being random actually is not being random,
It is just a weird try to show the world that you are being random so that they think that you're randomly funny
Which frankly is not the case,

So stop writing "I love being random" or "I am random" or "Meet mr.Random"
Cause If you are random people get to know it automatically,
They have a brain unfortunately
Yup :)

On special request {Or shall we call it desperate begging}
I will write a paragraph on Ishita Pratap Singh

She is a girl. She likes eating her boogers,
She likes my blog, She kept her status on my blog and gave it's link too.
It helped,
I see new people commenting and I like that too.
She can play the guitar, She can play kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi's theme song too.
I think I am trying too hard to be a lil' funny.
No frankly, Thank you for your appreciation Ishita,
You do deserve this {Especially your booger secret}
I am sure you're proud of me.
And I am sure you will become the cutest lead guitarist in the world,
After me i.e.
And we have to do that Acoustic set
I've had it with people saying that I can't do normal songs.
I can cover I won't see you tonight assholes
I can cover alter bridge too,
I can do high vocals too,
I can cover leonard cohen's vocals too
Fuck off!! ( Not for you Ishita) {Maybe}

p.s- No P.p.s this time :P

I don't feel the love for the girl at the moment for some reason fortunately/unfortunately.
I think she should start liking someone so that I feel that piercing pain again and start loving her again :P


Saturday, February 13, 2010

No woman No cry Haha

Howdy amigos?
Everyday you think for a while and just realize that yesterday was a better day.
Never thought about day after tomorrow being the best day of your life? :P have you??
(Yes It is day after tomorrow) (It has a hidden meaning dodo)

We just think too much about what's right and wrong,
When in reality nothing is wrong and nothing is right.
I'd love to live the primitive life.

Anyhow, what else is up guys?

Boards are near having fun eh? :P

In the midst of my never ending will to do a 12th physics problem myself ( Hahaha )
I found some time to watch My Name Is khan
Frankly, I hate it when People say it's better than forest gump I mean fuck you aiite?
Shah Rukh Khan did not look autistic, The child who played Shah rukh junior (The guy from slumdog millionaire) was for me amazing at being autistic.

But I just spoke about the movie cause I realized a thing after watching it.

All the journey that was shown was only because Their son took befaltu pangas with the foreigners and When was the attack" racist"??? It was more of bullying.

SO My point is,
Why do we people have to be so non-elastic about the way the world is,
Sala har baat pe revolution kyun karna hai?
Pan masale me supari kam hai
Ohh nooo BC Hum dikha denge Andolan karo
And the andolan goes like
"Supari kam,Hume hai gum"
Stupid but yeah
What ever
All I wanna say is that when you have two roads infront of you
One says
"Hey chill life is too small to change it"
and the other says
"Hey,The New prime minister said that Delhi's CM is impotent, andolan karo "
What would you choose?

If the world goes by this theory I am sure we won't have any riots,no public nuisance.
But this is like thinking that the tooth fairy will come and have sex with me,something like that. :|

This post will just teach (or atleast try) you to chill in life man,
You love her she doesn't love you back?
Be happy that you can check her on Facebook and imagine being together or doing a thing or two :P.
You don't have the best face in the world?
It's okay You're parents should be guilty anyway. :P
I'd love to join politics and meet the Prime Minister of India in a nikker (Shorts) and a Chaps shirt and tell him/her
"mate,Check me out, I have better plans than you."
But I am just too lazy and I'd prefer listening to 'Three Little Birds'
Imma sign out guys,
Keep it cool
like rajnikant did in Shivaji
Haha Amazing flick

P.s- A-Oye hoye it's Valentines day.
B- Haan toh?
A-Haan wo bhi hai


P.P.s- Oh god you are so beauutttiiiifffuuullllll BC arrrrgghhhhh I'd love to scream it to you
Ki Bc tereko samajh nahi aata ki wo tu hi hai paagal sali befkoof @#$@#$@$#$@#$@ I love you samajhi kuch?
Par abhi boards hai na
baad me karunga kuch

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Save Our Tigers

I'll keep it quite simple and try and convey a message.

A: Yaar,Ye tiger population itni kam ho gayi hai, Kuch toh karna chahiye.
B:Arre koi nai,Aise hi bol rahe hai sab log.kuch kam nahi hue.
A:Nahi India mein ab sirf 1411 bacche hai and There could be as few as 3, 200 left in the wild.
B: Haan toh 3200 hai na mera dimaag mat kha ja kuch dhang ka kaam kar le.

(A goes inside and brings a gun)
A: (Shoots B's son)
(Looks at B,Smiles and says)
Koi nahi 6 billion hai na :)

Isse pehle situation aisi ho jaye
Samajh jao and sach mein kuch dhang ka kaam karlo

We don't have the right to do what We are doing.
It's better we realize this,
If it's not too late

Save Our Tigers

Do anything.

try ice when you're cold....helps

I feel so good
Because of silk route..Thank you..
Duniya ki iss bheed mein..Sabse peeche hum khade.
Just listen to good music while you read this
If possible listen to this song.

Nice stuff I came across..

1) The thing about the egg,The one in my about me.
Its true,but who cares :)

2) The cold you get when you take your head out from your car's window and feel the winter breeze is probably worth it.

3) You ain't got nothing to lose when you got nothing.

4) We would rather watch a good movie than to change a real life situation,
I would at least do it.

5) I don't mind dreaming all the time when I know that's the only place where I get what I want.

6) I listen to music the whole time because God's speakers aren't working so well.

7) I have a blurred vision of the world In my mind,I wanted the same with my eyes,
So I grew my hair.

P.S- It's alright.
You can feel good about me loving you,
It never harmed anyone,
At least I can see you everyday :)

P.P.S-This does not mean that I don't want you,
It just means that I know I can still love you a lil bit more.

Sabse peeche hum khade.
Shayad wahi se line start ho jaye
Bye guys
Bye love ;)

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

When you know you don't know it, :)

This post is majorly in Hindi
So my international fans :p(Hahahahaha) Sorry.

Kya matlab hai sala iska?
Bc,Har baat mein lagwa deti hai.

Why god?
Kyun bnaya?

You made us only for the generation to go on.
bas reproduction ke liye hi rakhna tha na?

Jisse pyaar karo wo emotions nahi samajhta,
Jo emotions dikhaate nahi unke sab emotions samajh jaate hai

Bahut gussa aata hai,

When you know it won't happen and you still keep trying.

when you look at the moon at midnight with good optimistic music plugged in and still nothing magical happens.

When you see a long road lid perfectly by the moon and you realize the next day that it is just another highway leading to yet another city having yet another collections of stories like mine.

When you give it all to show your EMOTIONS and you end up conveying the wrong ones.

When you cry when you watch a movie and you think it truly is your story and the next day you bump into billion more people having the same views :|
When you listen to 'Hallelujah' More than a 100 times a day and then you realize that you have no one who's beauty in the moonlight can over throw you.And even if you do
She'll just expect you to look into her eyes and feel the love she has for the OTHER guy.
kya bc? Hum bhi toh thik hai na?

Chalo koi nai
Ye sala Emotions ne hi mujhe ye post likhne ko bola

Kyun yaar?
Samajh nahi aata

I had great fun at the citation ceremony
I wish I was wise and connected enough to cry
Cause I really could.
Thank you guys
All of you.
Haha,I didn't have the feelings to cry during what should have been the most emotional moment of my life. And I say I've lived fully.
What has this world done to me?

P.P.S- How do you ease this fucking heavy feeling inside man?
Ye kya hota hai?
Koi acid produce hota hai?
Ye sale hormones itni ajeeb tarah kyun act karte hai?

Samajh hi nahi aata hai na?
Sahi hai chalo
Bye and yeah what ever.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Ray optics? (You will not get this [Both the title and the post] )

"When I left this place It was all green, I return and it's all green,
I start living it's all green and still the hay is what I worry about?"

I will Not Make sense today, I will not
Not to myself either.

A good day gone bad a bad day gone good and on and on,
Why the fuck Don't I feel good?
Kuch toh bura nahi hua? Nothing worth worrying about?
No one died, No one pissed in my mouth?
Why Am I not feeling good like any other day?
Why don't I have answers now?
Why Don't I have balls to do what I want today?
Why the fucking hell am I listening to songs which go like "Burn It down" And "Why don't you kill me?"
Why Have I done stuff the normal world does today?,
Why am I not talking to anybody?
Why is such weird shit happening around me?
Why does a small issue become so ever lasting and big Inside me?
Why don't I wanna hang out with anybody today?
Why am I acting so cold and non responsive with everybody ?
Why don't I care about consequences now?
Why do I go so rebellious at every thing that isn't what I want it to be?
Why am I not drinking to let go off everything and be too high to think?
Why Do I like to make my rules and not follow the already made shit?
Why does every good day have a bad day waiting in line?
Why do things fall in their places like they do?

I wanna fall asleep and Wish that I don't have another one of these days

Yeah Now I feel good,
Bad day wasn't it?
I'll get back with a good meaningful post later.

Life's good

Sorry no editing for this one,
If any mistakes,
Please ignore
I love/Like/something you
Yes you
You know it and You better tell me that you know it.

It makes my life quite easier that way.
And stop messing with my head.

P.S- The Only good thing Splittsvilla (TM)
Is their title track
Thank god
I need to poop